Stand Up, Sit Down, Fight Fight Fight!

“You Lutherans are too religious!”
“You Lutherans have to stand up, and sit down and mindlessly repeat words that you just make up in some sort of man-made ritulal!”
“Lutheran Pastors wear vestments and you have candles in your churches!”
 
Have you ever heard this line of horse dung from fundamentalist Evangelicals before?
I have. It is perpetuated by an [...]